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December 19th, 2017

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spikesgirl58 in minions_unite

Minion Fic!

Title: Bananas We Have Heard on High
Genre: Minions!
Rating: G
Word count: 1146
Prompt:- Minions have unique tastes when it comes to selecting "stocking stuffer" gifts.



It had been a long time since Santa had been exceptionally good to any minion. Call it a side effect of their quest to work for the biggest villain in creation. Call it an unfair consequence of genetics. Call it what you will. It was reality that Santa rarely visited minions these days.

That meant that the task of filling stockings fell to one of their own and it was Kevin’s turn.

“Bah humbug,” he grumbled as he waited for the last minions to doze off.

Bob rolled over and stared at Kevin, too excited to sleep. Tonight he was going to help Kevin stuff Christmas stockings. He’d never been trusted to do it before and he was anxious to get started. He reaching down to pet Poochy, who curled up at the foot of the bed, a bright red ribbon decorating his neck. He was not a stupid rat. This gig meant three squares a day, a comfortable bed and affection. What rodent wouldn’t want that? Besides, he liked Bob.
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